Sniffulus Maximus

"My name is Maximus Sniffulus Horrendous, Commander of a sad lot of WBCs, General of a weak resistance, Victim of a common cold, Husband to a throat infection, father to a wet hankerchief and I will have my medicine this week or the next!" - Inspired by Ron Howard's Gladiator

The common cold is extremely common to me. A slight change of weather and I am leaking like a flower pot. And then there are certain places where I am in a state of perennial "sniff sniff". My four years in college at Chiplun went mostly sneezing. And the funny thing was, I stepped into New Bombay (the train/bus crossed Panvel) and my cold magically cured.
 
 My roomies know how many handkerchiefs I have wasted during my days in college. And now the legacy continues. My colleagues are traumatized by my affinity to it and are scared shit that I might spread the joy around :P. It had once reached such a critical situation that I could actually scare them with it :)
 
Anyways, thing is I am really feeling very sick thanks to the stupid cold. And worse is the fact that I cannot miss office this week :(