Marriage season is upon us and 2 marriages in the same week is a lot of action for me. I shall explain this later but here's a transcript of the kind of fun we have at work. There are times when guys irritate girls just for plain sadistic pleasure. And when it is a character like me God save the girls :D, specially on days I am super bored. Cause my level of boredom is inversely proportional to my IQ (Irritation Quotient) or my quality of taking the girls' cases.
So I will obviously not name them but let us just call them temporarily 1. Marathi Murgi (sorry i meant marathi mulgi) and 2. Ninja Murgi. Now Marathi Murgi has shifted to Goa where she feels more confident with about 600 kms separating us. We shall not talk about Ninja Murgi tonight. There's a third too. We shall refer to her as "Don't Mind Na". Anyways, thanks to my super skill at irritating their heads off, they have got a new name for me. The amount of time these girls spend finding names for me! They could have solved the world's hunger issue had they spent the same time in something more constructive :P My recent name is Cockroach and I am kinda happy with it, given the fact that I have survived these 3 nuclear holocausts for the past 3 years :D Here's our little conversation one morning:
me: subah subah
shaani ban rahi hai kya?
marathi murgi
Marathi Murgi: dekh ab tak cleaner aayi nahi hogi waha, tab tak chupa reh,udd mat
| 7 minutes |
me: aayi hai
bahar ka room kar rahi hai
chal aa gayi
Marathi Murgi: shubhayu shubhayu run away, baygon spray will find its prey
| 15 minutes |
me: shaant reh, urmat murgi
raat ko banegi teri tandoori
khayenge hum mil kar saare
hawa aane de, chal hat jaa re
wah wah!!!
| 20 minutes |
Marathi Murgi: bakwas :-/ x-(
And that's how my day begins :) Marathi Murgi is definitely gonna kill me and I am sure she will ask ninja murgi to do it for her :D
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jaa be shaneeeeeeee, khud ki tarif karne se baaz nahi aayega; you want to advertise yr poem na????;
ReplyDeletewell u got the last stmt ri8; luk fwd fr monday now ;)